Disclaimer

DISCLAIMER

LET’S GET ONE thing straight: this book is a joke.

Kind of.

If I Were Evil is a satirical thought experiment, written entirely in the hypothetical. It is not meant to accuse, defame, or expose any specific person, company, or organization—though it might feel that way if you recognize a few things. That’s on you.

This book is not legal advice. It’s not business advice. It’s not even moral advice. It’s a blueprint for manipulation masquerading as a cautionary tale. It’s a reverse confession written in the voice of someone who could do great evil… if they wanted to. But they don’t. Obviously.

Any resemblance to real-world practices or companies is purely a coincidence.
Or a reflection. Or a glitch in the system.

Take from it what you will. Just remember:
I would never actually do any of this.
Unless I were evil.