If I Were Evil

What This Book Covers

1. Foreword
2. Chapter One - Recruitment Season (A.K.A. The Harvest)
3. Chapter Two - Pick Your Poison: The Industry Doesn’t Matter
4. Chapter Three - Bait the Dream, Not the Hook
5. Chapter Four - Build the Farm: Recruiting the Rookies
6. Chapter Five - Fake the Math: How to Inflate the Dream
7. Chapter Six - Dress Code Cultivation: But Let’s Get More Tacky
8. Chapter Seven - Set the Leash, Territories, Housing, and Cars
9. Chapter Eight - Sell the Sacrifice Twelve Hours for the Culture
10. Chapter Nine - The Smiles They Train Into You
11. Chapter Ten - The Manufactured Brotherhood
12. Chapter Eleven - How to Break a Mind in 7 Days
13. Chapter Twelve - Fake Google Reviews – The Digital Illusion of Credibility
14. Chapter Thirteen - 1099 – Your Loophole to Legal Slavery
15. Chapter Fourteen - Create Your Own Mythology
16. Chapter Fifteen - The Hall of Ghosts — How to Prime a Neighborhood with Broken Feet
17. Chapter Sixteen - Chilling Is Treason — The Death March of Data Collection
18. Chapter Seventeen - The Script as Scripture — Building the Gospel of Control

Excerpt

FOREWORD IF I WERE evil—and I’m not—but if I were… I wouldn’t start a religion. Too much paperwork. I wouldn’t start a war. Too many drones. I’d start a sales company. Not a real one. Not with salaries, or HR, or... morals. No, I’d start the kind that eats twenty-year-olds alive and burps out “entrepreneurs.” The kind where “family” means you take the blame, and “culture” means I make the money. I’d make them knock doors. Not for a couple hours. All day. I’d dress it up like freedom. Give them polos. Give them “teams.” Give them hype music and gratitude meetings and carefully scripted lies. And if they burned out? I’d call it growth. If I were evil, I’d do all that. But I’m not. So let me...