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Chapter Thirty-Four - Portugal: The Sneaky Winner
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CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
Portugal: The Sneaky Winner
IF SPAIN WAS the loud, dramatic older sibling, Portugal was the quiet genius who got there first.
Smaller.
Poorer.
Less flashy.
But in the 1400s and 1500s?
Portugal was the pioneer of the sea.
While the rest of Europe was still staring east and fantasizing about Marco Polo, Portugal looked south, toward Africa. Toward the Atlantic. Toward the unknown.
And they didn’t just look.
They sailed.
It all started with Prince Henry the Navigator, who ironically didn’t actually sail.
But he funded the hell out of those who did.
He built navigation schools.
Trained cartographers.
Perfected the caravel, a small, fast ship that could dance circles around bigger clunkers.
And under his watch, Portuguese ships began hugging the coast of West Africa.
They mapped it inch by inch.
Trading gold.
Trading ivory.
Eventually, and tragically, trading slaves.
Then came Bartolomeu Dias, who rounded the Cape of Good Hope in 1488, proving Africa could be circled.
And in 1498, Vasco da Gama did what no European had ever done:
He reached India by sea.
Game.
Set.
Spice trade.
While Spain was busy tripping over the Americas, Portugal had already planted flags.
Goa (in India).
Malacca (in Malaysia).
Mombasa (in East Africa).
Macau (in China).
And Brazil (grabbed by accident on a weird wind current).
They didn’t conquer like Spain, not at first.
They built trading posts.
Fortified ports.
Supply chains.
And they got rich doing it.
Pepper.
Cinnamon.
Cloves.
Nutmeg.
They practically cornered the spice market while Spain was still digging for gold.
In 1494, the two countries even split the world like it was a pizza.
The Treaty of Tordesillas, brokered by the Pope, drew a vertical line down the map:
Spain gets west of the line.
Portugal gets east.
Nobody asked Africa.
Nobody asked Asia.
Nobody asked the Indigenous peoples.
But the empires shook hands, and the race continued.
Portugal’s influence lasted centuries.
They were the first Europeans in Japan.
The first in China.
The first to set up global maritime trade routes that still shape shipping lanes today.
And while their empire eventually declined, like all empires do, the echoes of it linger:
Brazil speaks Portuguese.
Macau was Portuguese until 1999.
Lisbon once ruled an empire that circled the globe.
Quietly.
Efficiently.
Sneakily.
Portugal didn’t always win the wars.
But they beat everyone to the ocean.
And when you control the sea?
You don’t have to scream.
