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Chapter Sixty-Seven - 2008 Crash and 2016 Chaos
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CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
2008 Crash and 2016 Chaos
IT STARTED WITH a house.
Then a neighborhood.
Then a city.
Then the entire global economy faceplanted so hard, it left a crater so deep that we’re still climbing out of it.
Here’s how it happened:
For years, Wall Street had been playing with fire.
They were selling subprime mortgages to people who couldn’t afford them, then bundling those loans into shiny packages, slapping AAA labels on them, and selling them around the world like candy.
It was a casino.
Except the dice were rigged and the house never lost, until it did.
Housing prices collapsed.
Banks panicked.
Credit froze.
And stock markets crashed.
Lehman Brothers died.
And for a moment in 2008, capitalism itself blinked.
The government stepped in with bailouts.
Trillions.
To save the banks.
To unfreeze the gears.
To calm the herd.
But Main Street?
Got foreclosed.
Got laid off.
Got left behind.
The rage brewed quietly at first.
Occupy Wall Street.
Tea Party.
Banker bonuses.
Golden parachutes.
No jail time.
No justice.
People started asking:
Who does the system really work for?
Then came 2016.
Brexit.
Trump.
Fake news.
Russian bots.
Global trust imploded.
Because for years, the cracks were spreading.
But in 2016, they split open.
The experts were wrong.
The polls were wrong.
The narrative was wrong.
People weren’t just voting for policy.
They were throwing molotovs at the status quo.
The 2008 crash didn’t just tank the economy.
It broke the myth that the adults were in charge.
It exposed a system where risk was privatized,
but collapse was socialized.
And once the trust was gone?
Anything became possible.
That’s how you get conspiracy spirals.
That’s how you get populist waves.
That’s how you get entire countries going,
“Burn it down. Let’s see what happens.”
Welcome to the post-truth world.
Hope you brought snacks.
