Everything I Touch Turns to Tacos
Chapter One - Max Wants a Thing
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CHAPTER ONE
Max Wants a Thing
MAX WANTED ONE thing more than anything in the world.
Not a phone.
Not a pet iguana.
Not even a trampoline (though that was second place).
He wanted the Nacho Rocket.
It was the most legendary skateboard on the planet.
Shiny orange wheels. Neon-yellow grip tape.
The whole thing shaped like a yellow corn triangle so it looked like you were riding a melted cheese-powered spaceship.
It cost $79.99.
Max had $2.16 and a coupon for free fries that expired in 2019.
That was a problem.
So Max decided:
He was going to get a job.
