Bulletproof and Bathless

What This Book Covers

1. Prologue
2. Chapter One - Born in the Middle of Nowhere
3. Chapter Two - The Horny Pilgrim
4. Chapter Three - Stinking His Way to the Top
5. Chapter Four - Enter the Romanovs
6. Chapter Five - Russia Has a New Problem
7. Chapter Six - Sex, Vodka, and Political Blackmail
8. Chapter Seven - The Country Starts Falling Apart
9. Chapter Eight - We Gotta Kill This Guy
10. Chapter Nine - The Most Extra-Ass Murder Ever
11. Chapter Ten - The Body Rot, the Legend Grows
12. Chapter Eleven - How to Kill a Meme

Excerpt

PROLOGUE LET’S START WITH the part everyone remembers: They tried to kill Rasputin. God knows they tried. They claimed they poisoned him with enough cyanide to kill a horse. He just kept sipping wine and talking shit. So they shot him. Point-blank. In the chest. He got back up. So they shot him again. Still breathing. So they beat him, shot him more for good measure, tied him up, and dumped him in a freezing-ass river. People claimed his lungs had water in them. If that’s true, he hit the river still alive. If not, the legend didn’t care. You don’t kill Rasputin. You just slow him down. But here's the thing: he should’ve never been there in the first place. Rasputin wasn’t some royal. He...