A Totally Normal Day
Epilogue
Section 19 of 19
EPILOGUE
I STEP OUTSIDE.
The automatic doors gasp open like they’ve been holding their breath.
The parking lot is glowing—unnaturally bright.
Sky: greenish-purple.
Air: staticky.
Hair: rising.
I find my car.
I always park near Dick’s Sporting Goods
Even though I never buy anything there
Something about the area comforts me.
Then—
BOOM.
First drop hits the hood.
Big as a grape.
Then another.
Then twenty.
It’s hailing.
Of course it is.
Of course it is.
I fumble the keys.
Classic.
Wallet still gone—right, I threw it away.
The hail turns to golf balls.
Tiny icy warnings from the gods.
I dive into the car just as one pings off my windshield.
Inside, it’s oddly peaceful.
Cozy, almost.
I watch people sprinting across the lot like action figures in chaos mode.
Umbrellas flip.
A guy yells, “THEY LIED ABOUT THE WEATHER.”
I turn on the radio.
Static.
Then, faintly—
Smooth jazz.
Perfect.
I wait it out.
Like life.
Ten minutes later, the storm stops as suddenly as it started.
The parking lot steams like it’s trying to forget.
I drive off into the wet orange horizon.
No wallet.
No plan.
But I have leftover noodles and the ghost of a receipt.
That’s enough.
