You're What?

What This Book Covers

1. Prologue
2. Chapter One - You're What?
3. Chapter Two - What Now?
4. Chapter Three - How Much Is This Gonna Cost Me?
5. Chapter Four - Wait, What’s Actually Going to Happen to My Body?
6. Chapter Five - Am I Gonna Sh*t Myself Giving Birth?
7. Chapter Six - What the F*ck Do I Do With a Baby?
8. Chapter Seven - I’m Too Young for This Sh*t
9. Chapter Eight - What If My Partner’s a Moron?
10. Chapter Nine - How to Not Lose Yourself in the Chaos
11. Chapter Ten - The Realest Advice No One Ever Tells You

Excerpt

PROLOGUE SO… YOU’RE PREGNANT. Maybe this was planned. Maybe it wasn’t. Maybe you’re celebrating. Maybe you’re panicking. Maybe you’re somewhere in between, holding a piece of plastic with two lines on it and trying to remember how to breathe. Wherever you are on the emotional map right now, this book’s for you. We’re not here to tell you how to feel. We’re not here to judge your choices. And we’re definitely not here to give you a list of things you’re doing wrong. This is a survival guide, for real people. For the ones who just got hit with the wildest news of their life. For the ones who are thinking: “Okay… now what?” We’re gonna walk through it all. The decisions. The body changes. The...