The Pyramid
Chapter Forty-Three - THE BRAND ILLUSION
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CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
THE BRAND ILLUSION
SO YOU THOUGHT you were safe.
You thought, "I don’t use Meta. I don’t trust Google. I don’t even have TikTok."
You thought, "I make my own choices. I’m off the grid. I only shop small."
Cool story.
But here’s the truth:
You live in a box.
And the walls of that box are made of brands.
Logos, products, and services.
You don’t see the owners, just the packaging.
But behind almost every app, channel, label, snack, movie, drug, account, device, and stream you touch… there’s a parent.
And behind those parents there are just a handful of names.
Let’s show you how deep it goes.
We’re not gonna give you commentary.
We’re not gonna argue.
We’re just gonna list the brands.
Then we’ll show you who owns them.
Welcome to the Mask Off chapter.
Let’s begin.
Alphabet is search empire behind the world’s questions and your every move.
- Google Search
- YouTube
- Gmail
- Google Maps
- Google Drive
- Google Docs
- Google Sheets
- Google Slides
- Google Calendar
- Google Chrome
- Google Photos
- Google Translate
- Google News
- Google Earth
- Android OS
- Google Play Store
- Google Ads
- Google Cloud
- Google Domains
- Google Fiber
- Google Pay
- Nest
- Fitbit
- DeepMind
- Waymo
- Waze
- DoubleClick
- YouTube Music
- YouTube TV
- Bard
- Gemini
- reCAPTCHA
- Blogger
- Firebase
- And Pixel
Meta is the attention trap disguised as connection.
- Messenger
- Threads
- Facebook Marketplace
- Facebook Dating
- Facebook Watch
- Oculus VR
- Meta Quest
- Horizon Worlds
- Meta AI
- Spark AR
- Novi
- CrowdTangle
- Giphy
- Onavo
- Atlas
- Workplace
- Portal
- Facebook Ads
- Meta Pixel
- Meta Business Suite
- And Meta Reality Labs
Apple is the walled garden you paid to live inside.
- iPhone
- iPad
- MacBook
- Apple Watch
- AirPods
- macOS
- iOS
- iPadOS
- Safari
- iCloud
- iMessage
- FaceTime
- Siri
- Apple Music
- Apple TV
- Apple TV+
- Apple Arcade
- Apple News
- Apple Podcasts
- Apple Fitness+
- Apple Pay
- Apple Wallet
- Beats by Dre
- Shazam
- Final Cut Pro
- Logic Pro
- App Store
- iTunes Store
- iBooks
- And iWork Suite
Amazon is the everything store that became the everything infrastructure.
- Amazon.com
- Whole Foods
- Zappos
- Audible
- Goodreads
- Kindle
- Fire TV
- Fire Tablets
- Amazon Prime
- Prime Video
- Amazon Studios
- MGM
- Twitch
- IMDb
- Ring
- Eero
- Alexa
- Amazon Echo
- Amazon Fresh
- Amazon Pantry
- Amazon Music
- Amazon Pharmacy
- Amazon Web Services
- Amazon Luna
- Kuiper
- Zoox
- Amazon Robotics
- Amazon Basics
- Amazon Logistics
- And Kiva Systems
Disney is the kingdom that owns your childhood and your future.
- Disney
- Pixar
- Marvel
- Lucasfilm
- Star Wars
- 20th Century Studios
- Searchlight Pictures
- National Geographic
- ESPN
- FX
- ABC
- Hulu
- Disney+
- Hotstar
- Star+
- Freeform
- Touchstone Pictures
- Buena Vista
- The Muppets
- Avatar franchise
- Indiana Jones
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Frozen
- The Lion King
- Aladdin
- High School Musical
- Hannah Montana
- Mickey Mouse & Friends
- Marvel Studios
- Marvel Comics
- Marvel Television
- Marvel Animation
- ILM
- LucasArts
- Disney Parks
- Disneyland
- Walt Disney World
- EPCOT
- Disney Cruise Line
- ABC News
- ESPN+
- Radio Disney
- Club Penguin
- Jetix
- And Maker Studios
Comcast is the cable company that never stopped growing.
- Comcast
- NBC
- MSNBC
- CNBC
- NBC News
- Bravo
- Telemundo
- USA Network
- Syfy
- E!
- Oxygen
- Universal Pictures
- DreamWorks Animation
- Illumination
- Despicable Me and Minions
- Focus Features
- Universal Studios Parks
- Peacock
- Sky
- Xfinity
- Xumo
- Fandango
- Rotten Tomatoes
- Vudu
- XClass TVs
- DreamWorksTV
- Golf Channel
- NBC Sports
- Philadelphia Flyers
- Spectacor
- Comcast Business
- And Comcast Ventures
Warner Bros. Discovery is the ultimate content hoarder of drama, dragons, and DC.
- Warner Bros.
- Warner Bros. Television
- Warner Bros. Games
- HBO
- HBO Max
- Discovery Channel
- TLC
- Animal Planet
- Oprah Winfrey Network
- Food Network
- HGTV
- Cartoon Network
- Adult Swim
- Boomerang
- CNN
- TBS
- TNT
- truTV
- DC Entertainment
- DC Comics
- New Line Cinema
- Turner Classic Movies
- Wizarding World
- Harry Potter
- Game of Thrones
- Friends
- Rick and Morty
- Looney Tunes
- Mortal Kombat
- LEGO Games
- AT&T was a former parent
- Eurosport
- MotorTrend
- Magnolia Network
- Bleacher Report
- Rooster Teeth
- WB Games
- NetherRealm
- And Rocksteady
Sony is the sleeper giant from Spider-Man to PlayStation.
- Sony
- PlayStation
- PlayStation Studios
- Naughty Dog
- Insomniac Games
- Santa Monica Studio
- Sucker Punch
- Guerrilla Games
- Bungie
- Crunchyroll
- Funimation (merged with Crunchyroll)
- Sony Pictures
- Columbia Pictures
- TriStar Pictures
- Screen Gems
- Sony Music
- Sony Music Entertainment
- RCA Records
- Epic Records
- Columbia Records
- Sony Classical
- Sony Pictures Television
- AXN
- SonyLIV
- Sony Interactive Entertainment
- Spider-Man film rights
- Ghostbusters
- Jumanji
- Uncharted
- Gran Turismo
- The Last of Us
- MLB: The Show
- Ratchet & Clank
- Horizon
- God of War
- Xperia phones
- Alpha cameras
- And Sony Financial
Microsoft is the OS behind the office and the world’s second brain.
- Microsoft
- Windows
- Windows Defender
- Microsoft Edge
- Microsoft Office
- Word
- Excel
- PowerPoint
- Outlook
- OneNote
- OneDrive
- Microsoft Teams
- Skype
- GitHub
- Xbox
- Xbox Game Studios
- Bethesda
- ZeniMax
- Mojang
- Minecraft
- Activision Blizzard
- Call of Duty
- Diablo
- Overwatch
- Candy Crush
- King
- Game Pass
- Bing
- MSN
- Visual Studio
- .NET
- Azure
- Microsoft 365
- Dynamics 365
- Surface Laptops and Tablets
- HoloLens
- Nuance
- Yammer
- Clipchamp
- And Microsoft AI
Netflix is the new empire of attention and original everything.
- Netflix
- Stranger Things
- The Witcher
- Bridgerton
- Squid Game
- Black Mirror
- The Crown
- BoJack Horseman
- Big Mouth
- Cobra Kai
- Wednesday
- Outer Banks
- Sex Education
- 13 Reasons Why
- House of Cards
- Orange Is the New Black
- Narcos
- Love, Death & Robots
- Arcane
- One Piece (Live Action)
- The Queen’s Gambit
- The Umbrella Academy
- The Midnight Club
- The Lincoln Lawyer
- Shadow and Bone
- Money Heist
- Netflix Originals (dozens per country)
- Tudum
- Netflix Games
- Oxenfree
- Night School Studio
- Boss Fight
- Spry Fox
- Next Games
- Netflix Animation
- Netflix Interactive
- Knives Out franchise
- Roma
- Marriage Story
- The Irishman
- Glass Onion
- And Rebel Moon
Tencent is the Chinese juggernaut, a digital octopus with global reach.
- Tencent
- Tencent Games
- Honor of Kings
- PUBG Mobile
- Riot Games
- League of Legends
- Valorant
- Supercell
- Clash of Clans
- Brawl Stars
- Major stake in Epic Games, Fortnite, and Unreal Engine
- Former major stake in Activision Blizzard
- Significant stake in Ubisoft
- Grinding Gear Games
- Funcom
- Miniclip
- Tencent Music
- QQ Music
- Kugou
- Kuwo
- Huya
- WeBank
- Tencent Cloud
- Tencent Pictures
- China Literature
- Tencent Video
- Penguin Esports
- TiMi Studios
- Tencent AI Lab
- Sogou
- Tencent Map
- And Tencent News
Alibaba is the Amazon of China and then some.
- Alibaba
- Taobao
- Tmall
- Aliexpress
- Alibaba Cloud
- Cainiao
- Lazada
- Youku
- UC Browser
- DingTalk
- AliPay
- Ant Group
- Ele.me
- Alibaba Pictures
- DAMO Academy
- Alibaba Health
- AliExpress Russia
- Koala
- Daraz
- AutoNavi
- Hema Fresh
- New Retail
- AliOS
- Stake in Weibo
- Stake in Bilibili
- Stake in Lyft
- And stake in Magic Leap
Bytedance is the attention monster behind the world’s favorite doomscroll.
- ByteDance
- TikTok
- TikTok Music
- Douyin (Chinese TikTok)
- Toutiao
- CapCut
- Lemon8
- Helo
- BaBe
- Lark
- BytePlus
- Pico
- Moonton
- FaceU
- BuzzVideo
- Flipagram
- Musical.ly
- Resso
- And partnerships in gaming, fashion, and VR
Berkshire Hathaway is the old-money hydra, controlling essentials behind the curtain.
- Berkshire Hathaway
- GEICO
- BNSF Railway
- Berkshire Hathaway Energy
- Lubrizol
- Dairy Queen
- Fruit of the Loom
- Duracell
- See’s Candies
- Pampered Chef
- Brooks Sports
- Benjamin Moore
- NetJets
- Precision Castparts
- Shaw Industries
- Business Wire
- Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices
- Nebraska Furniture Mart
- Oriental Trading Company
- Helzberg Diamonds
- Johns Manville
- Kraft Heinz major stake
- Apple major stake
- Coca-Cola major stake
- Bank of America major stake
- American Express major stake
- Chevron major stake
- Occidental Petroleum growing stake
- And Moody’s major stake
Nestlé is the biggest food company on Earth and maybe the most hated.
- Nestlé
- Gerber
- Purina
- Nescafé
- Coffee-Mate
- KitKat
- Toll House
- Nesquik
- Perrier
- San Pellegrino
- Poland Spring
- Arrowhead
- Ice Mountain
- Zephyrhills
- Deer Park
- Acqua Panna
- Maggi
- Lean Cuisine
- Stouffer’s
- DiGiorno
- Hot Pockets
- Dreyer’s
- Häagen-Dazs
- Edy’s
- Carnation
- Boost
- Garden of Life
- Nature’s Bounty
- Vital Proteins
- Optifast
- Sweet Earth
- Nestlé Professional
- Nestlé Health Science
- Nestlé Skin Health
- Merrick Pet Care
- Alpo
- Fancy Feast
- Friskies
- Beneful
- Felix
- Nestlé Waters
- Osem
- Buitoni
- Libby’s
- Milo
- Cerelac
- Lactogen
- NAN
- Illuma
- And Wyeth Nutrition
Proctor & Gamble is the king of your bathroom and probably your parents’ too.
- P&G
- Tide
- Downy
- Gain
- Bounce
- Ariel
- Pampers
- Luvs
- Always
- Tampax
- Bounty
- Charmin
- Puffs
- Gillette
- Venus
- Braun
- Oral-B
- Crest
- Scope
- Head & Shoulders
- Pantene
- Herbal Essences
- Aussie
- Old Spice
- Secret
- Safeguard
- Vicks
- Pepto-Bismol
- Metamucil
- Align
- Prilosec
- Clearblue
- SK-II
- Olay
- Ivory
- Joy
- Mr. Clean
- Febreze
- Swiffer
- Ambi Pur
- Cascade
- Dawn
- Fairy
- Dreft
- Daz
- Lenor
- And ArielPods
Unilever’s the one where if it goes on your skin, hair, plate, or armpit, they probably made it.
- Unilever
- Dove
- Axe
- Degree
- Vaseline
- Pond’s
- Suave
- TRESemmé
- Nexxus
- St. Ives
- Simple
- Lifebuoy
- Lux
- Sunsilk
- Clear
- Toni & Guy
- Dermalogica
- Schmidt’s Naturals
- Q-Tips
- Seventh Generation
- Persil
- Surf
- Comfort
- Cif
- Domestos
- Sunlight
- Hellmann’s
- Best Foods
- Knorr
- Lipton split with PepsiCo.
- Ben & Jerry’s
- Breyers
- Magnum
- Klondike
- Cornetto
- Popsicle
- Wall’s
- Vaseline
- Slim-Fast
- The Vegetarian Butcher
- Dollar Shave Club
- Sir Kensington’s
- Maille
- Colman’s
- Marmite
- Bovril
- Ragu
- Pure Leaf
- And Brooke Bond
Blackrock is the world’s largest asset manager. It holds significant stakes in almost every company mentioned so far.
- Alphabet
- Meta
- Apple
- Microsoft
- Amazon
- Nvidia
- Berkshire Hathaway
- JPMorgan Chase
- Bank of America
- Citigroup
- Goldman Sachs
- Morgan Stanley
- Wells Fargo
- Visa
- Mastercard
- Johnson & Johnson
- Pfizer
- Moderna
- Eli Lilly
- Procter & Gamble
- Unilever
- Nestlé
- PepsiCo
- Coca-Cola
- McDonald’s
- Yum! Brands
- Taco Bell
- KFC
- Pizza Hut
- Disney
- Comcast
- Netflix
- AT&T
- Verizon
- ExxonMobil
- Chevron
- Shell
- BP
- Lockheed Martin
- Boeing
- Raytheon
- Northrop Grumman
- General Dynamics
- Walmart
- Target
- Home Depot
- Lowe’s
- CVS
- Walgreens
- Costco
- Johnson Controls
- 3M
- GE
- FedEx
- UPS
- Delta
- United
- American Airlines
- General Motors
- Ford
- Tesla
- Toyota
- Uber
- Lyft
- Airbnb
- Booking.com
- Salesforce
- Adobe
- Oracle
- IBM
- Palantir
- Coinbase
- Blackstone
- Carlyle Group
- KKR
- Cargill
- Monsanto Bayer
- DuPont
- Dow
- Kraft Heinz
- Mondelez
- Starbucks
- Sony
- Nintendo
- Activision Blizzard
- Roblox
- Epic Games via Tencent
And thousands more.
Vanguard is the quiet giant. Second-largest asset manager on Earth and the largest shareholder of BlackRock.
- Everything BlackRock owns
- Everything else
Most of the time, if BlackRock holds the #1 stake in a company...
Vanguard holds #2.
And vice versa.
They operate as index fund overlords. Using ETFs, retirement plans, and passive funds to own everything without ever making a single product.
State Street is the third horseman. Not as flashy, not as loud. But it’s in the room.
- They hold major institutional shares across most S&P 500 companies
- Often the #3 stakeholder behind BlackRock and Vanguard
- And they manage trillions in global assets. Mostly through custodial funds, pensions, and retirement accounts
State Street isn’t trying to be famous.
It’s just trying to hold everything.
They don’t sell you soda.
They don’t make your phone.
They don’t run newsrooms.
They don’t make bombs.
They just own the companies that do.
Look back. That’s 20 major shells and most of the brands you’ve seen your entire life.
So yeah.
I think you get the point.
