Control Freaks
Chapter Two - Iran
Section 3 of 13
CHAPTER TWO
Iran
THE HAIR THAT Shook a Nation
You ever get killed for your haircut?
In Iran, women do.
Not metaphorically. Not poetically. Literally.
Say the wrong thing, wear the wrong thing, show the wrong inch of skin or strand of hair, and the state might beat you into a coma, then swear it was a heart condition.
Welcome to the Islamic Republic of Iran. Where morality is law, and law is whatever the regime says it is today.
Iran wasn’t always like this.
Once upon a time, Tehran looked like Paris with a desert tan. Café culture, short skirts, foreign films, and open thought. Then came 1979, the Islamic Revolution. Out went the monarchy. In came Ayatollah Khomeini with a beard, a fist, and a Quran, promising purity, sovereignty, and submission to God.
What followed was a theocracy with dreams of nukes and a fistful of fear, where religious law became state law and God had a secret police.
They’re an actual, government-run force called the Guidance Patrol, and they roam the streets enforcing moral crimes.
What counts as a crime?
Your jeans are too tight.
Your hijab slipped back an inch.
You were laughing in public with a man.
You posted a TikTok dance.
You… existed.
And they don’t just scold. They arrest, beat, interrogate, and people die in their custody.
In 2022, a 22-year-old Kurdish woman named Mahsa Amini was arrested in Tehran for wearing her hijab “improperly.”
Three days later, she was dead.
Beaten into a coma.
Lied about.
Buried with shame.
But not forgotten.
Her death lit the fuse.
The protests weren’t just loud. They were historic.
Women, young and old, ripped off their hijabs, cut their hair in public, stared down riot cops, and chanted a phrase that made dictators tremble:
"Zan. Zendegi. Azadi."
“Woman. Life. Freedom.”
The regime cracked down with bullets, tear gas, internet blackouts, and mass arrests, but something broke.
Not the people.
The illusion.
Iran bans:
- Music (unless it’s state-approved)
- Movies (unless censored)
- Social media (unless state-run)
- Western haircuts
- Valentine’s Day
- Dogs
- Alcohol
- Satellite TV
- Dissent
- Laughter
- Kissing
- And hope
It’s not a country. It’s a mood board for medieval control.
Iran is filled with poets, punks, hackers, rebels, rappers, dancers, dreamers, lovers, coders, and fighters.
They use VPNs. They smuggle books. They party in basements. They make art underground. They die with dignity and rise as symbols.
Because when the state declares war on joy, joy becomes resistance.
And in the battle between old men with sticks and young women with scissors, only one side’s afraid.
