Control Freaks
Chapter Eleven - Honorable Mentions
Section 12 of 13
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Honorable Mentions
THE PLACES THAT Didn't Make the List, But Could Have
This is the overflow chamber.
The waiting room for repression.
The B-side of brutality.
These are the countries that didn’t crack the Top 10, but only because the others were just that bad.
Make no mistake. These places are still dangerous, still controlling, and still stomping on their citizens in one way or another.
Abdel Fattah el-Sisi runs Egypt like he’s building a pyramid out of prison cells.
Peaceful protests are banned.
Journalists jailed.
Dissent = terrorism.
Thousands have been reported disappeared.
The internet’s monitored.
And the Muslim Brotherhood? Declared a terror group, with mass death sentences to match.
Modern Egypt is a military regime in civilian cosplay.
Vietnam’s not as loud as China, but the tactics echo.
One-party rule.
Internet censorship.
Activists arrested under “propaganda” laws.
Religious groups watched like threats.
Elections in name only.
If you question the state,
they politely delete your life.
In Cuba tourists see mojitos and Che shirts.
Locals see ration books, surveillance squads, and 60 years of silence.
Dissenters are “counter-revolutionaries.”
Independent media? Criminalized.
Internet? Slow, censored, and monitored.
Elections? Don’t make me laugh.
You can dance in the streets,
but watch what you say between songs.
Equatorial Guinea. Tiny country. Enormous corruption.
Teodoro Obiang has ruled since 1979.
His son, literally named “Teodorín,” buys Ferraris, mansions, and Michael Jackson’s glove…while huge portions of the population lack clean water.
No press freedom.
No opposition.
No justice system.
Just oil money, Swiss banks, and gold-plated toys for the elite.
A kleptocracy in designer shades.
Pakistan swings between military coups, rigged elections, and religious extremism, often all at once.
Blasphemy laws = death sentences.
Journalists are harassed or vanish.
Protests = tear gas.
Women’s rights? Negotiable.
Minorities? Marginalized at best, murdered at worst.
You’re either with the army, with the mosque, or in the crosshairs.
And yeah… one more for the road:
The United States gets a side-eye.
Because control doesn’t have to look like tanks.
It can look like clickbait, credit scores, broken healthcare, invisible debt prisons, and police with more gear than some armies.
Freedom of speech is real.
But freedom after you speak?
Not always guaranteed.
These honorable mentions aren’t second-tier.
They’re just variants of the same virus, the endless global instinct to control, silence, punish, and erase.
Different flags.
Same sickness.
