ALEXANDER
Chapter Two - The Boy with a Tutor
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CHAPTER TWO
The Boy with a Tutor
SO HERE’S THE question:
What happens when you take a teenage war prodigy, already convinced he’s descended from demigods… and assign him the most famous philosopher on Earth as a personal tutor?
Answer:
You get Alexander the Great.
And also, probably, at least five migraines for Aristotle.
Let’s set the scene.
It’s around 343 BCE. Alexander’s about 13 years old, which in ancient Macedonian years meant he was already overdue for leading his first cavalry charge. But instead of sending him straight to the battlefield, Philip II did something unexpected:
He brought in Aristotle.
Yes, that Aristotle.
Plato’s student. Logic’s inventor. The guy who basically built Western thought the way kids build with LEGOs.
Philip gave him a school, a stipend, and a class of noble brats to educate, led by one boy who thought he was the son of Zeus. (Which is a tall order, even for a man who literally invented metaphysics.)
Aristotle didn’t waste time with coloring books.
He gave Alexander everything.
Homer’s Iliad (which Alexander treated like a religious text).
Ethics.
Politics.
Philosophy.
Biology.
Rhetoric.
And the kind of deep-dive science lectures that would bore most teenagers to tears.
But not Alexander.
He devoured it.
This wasn’t some spoiled royal looking to pass the time, this was a mind made for expansion. His imagination was a forge, and Aristotle just kept adding fuel.
And then there was Achilles.
Alexander didn’t just admire Achilles. He became him. He slept with a copy of the Iliad under his pillow. He modeled his movements, morals, and battlefield style on the mythical hero. You know… totally normal behavior.
Olympias didn’t help matters.
She kept whispering in his ear that Zeus had fathered him, that his destiny wasn’t just great, it was cosmic. And whether you call it delusion or divine spark, Alexander believed it. Not like a theory. Like a fact.
So you’ve got a genius philosopher pumping his brain full of logic, a fire-breathing mother pouring divine ambition into his veins, and a warlord father teaching him to lead men and murder kingdoms.
That’s the cocktail.
And it’s almost ready to explode.
Next up?
Philip dies.
The throne wobbles.
And the boy steps forward.
