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CHAPTER ONE Fermented Beginnings LONG BEFORE HUMANS invented writing, plumbing, or TikTok thirst traps, we discovered something far more important: Rot could make you feel good. It probably happened by accident. Some fruit got too ripe, some honey water sat too long, and some wandering ancestor said, “screw it” and took a sip. Cue the buzz. Cue the dancing. Cue the very first hangover in history. That was it. Alcohol had entered the chat. Alcohol is older than civilization. Way older. Bees made mead before humans made cities. Grapes fermented without permission. Yeast, that invisible microbe MVP, was turning sugar into booze long before we even knew it existed. We’re talking prehistory...